A new item is out in the Morbid Optimism store at CafePress.com. This is the male counterpart to the female hoodie and, I must say, I’ll be rockin’ this one for a while.

Click here to view Morbid Optimism apparel.

That’s all for now, folks. Keep your eyes open for more fits from Morbid Optimism.

Holy crap! I actually began work on the real MorbidOptimism.com. Right now, only the template is up. Go and check it out, let me know what you guys think.

The Real Morbid Optimism

Peace!

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I’m going to start off real quick with this post by straight up saying that I hate MySpace.

With a passion.

Seriously.
continue reading "I Hate MySpace"

CLICK HERE to read the newest article. It’s called “Why Do You Still Wear Clothes?”

I’ll post the article in the blog in a few days, I would just much rather have people goto my real website so I can stop messing around with this blog-in-a-box crap.

Anyway, enjoy!

After about a month of downtime, I have something (awesome) to write about.

Click Here to read Crazy Ass Hate Mail.

ENJOY!

Yeah, that’s what I’m trying to tell you.
Head on over to the Image Gallery and check out what I found for you people.
You’re bound to love it, I promise you that!

Check ya on the flip side, homies

I’m getting a little burned out on writing about stuff that bugs the crap out of me, so, today, I’m going to tell you about stuff that I love. Stuff that I love that will possibly ruin my reputation as some geek who hates on things to some geek who just writes out of boredom.
Oh well.
continue reading "Shitty Stuff I Like (a non-hating article)"

I really couldn’t care less about Cosplaying. If you guys want to keep emailing me saying shit like “ZOMG I really luv this cosplayer” with a bunch of attachments of people that look like idiots, go right ahead, but it’s not going to make any difference to me.

I wrote that article out of boredom and it was spawned by stumbling across pictures of shitty cosplay.

Oh yeah, that guy you all seem to think is the most awesomest Sephiroth evar just looks queer to me.

That is all.

A little meerkat named Len drifts a little away from its pack; Len feels comfortable, his family is still right around him. He’s happy, playful, adventuresome. His mother isn’t paying attention to him though. Eventually a hawk makes its way over to the meerkat, swoops down with ferocity, and catches its prey. Feeding relentlessly on the weak, defenseless, meerkat in front of Len’s oblivious mother, if only she had been more perceptive…

If this makes you sad, stop reading now.

A baby jaguar travels with a little boy and straps on a helmet to fly in a rocket pack. The jaguar has to make its way to a river to help the boy save a chinchilla. The chinchilla gets saved and its family is ever grateful. They, with the jaguar, pose for a picture so the little boy can get his animal saving badge.

If this fills you with pride, stop reading now.

A penguin that can surf, another penguin that just can’t stop dancing, penguins with famous comedian voices, and a penguin named Pablo with an overactive imagination.

If any of these penguins interest you remotely, you’re done for.
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Holy freaking crap, a new article is up. Click here to read it.

I love you guys.